xrvc:

theyarter:

If she’s bored, make your dick jump on it’s own and watch the fascination ensue.

Her: “Do the thing”

Me:

pelkoja:

I’m losing my mind over this

charlesoberonn:

wheel-skellington:

programmerhumour:

Million dollar idea

BUG TIME

“You just lost my business, kid.”

“No, I wasn’t going to pay you.”

krawps:

dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway

imp:

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

ukulelekatie:

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

gaypeopletwitter:

oddgay:

reducedlunch:

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

anxietyproblem:

dankmemeuniversity: